Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
“Gosh!” Jon Heder as “Napoleon Dynamite”
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“Vote for Pedro.” Jon Heder as “Napoleon Dynamite”
National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978)
“Thank you, sir, may I have another?” Kevin Bacon as “Chip Diller”
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“Then, as of this moment, they’re on double secret probation!” John Vernon as “Dean Vernon Wormer”
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“A pledge pin? On your uniform?” Mark Metcalf as “Doug Neidermeyer”
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“You’re all worthless and weak.” Mark Metcalf as “Doug Neidermeyer”
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“This is absolutely gross. That boy is a P-I-G pig.” Martha Smith as “Barbara ‘Babs’ Jansen”
“See if you can guess what I am now. I’m a zit… get it?” John Belushi as “John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky”
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“Food fight!” John Belushi as “John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky”
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“Toga party.” Tim Matheson as “Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton” and Peter Riegert as “Donald ‘Boone’ Schoenstein”
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“Toga! Toga!” John Belushi as “John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky”
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“Road trip.” Tim Matheson as “Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton” and Peter Riegert as “Donald ‘Boone’ Schoenstein”
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“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” John Vernon as “Dean Wormer”
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“Remain calm! All is well!” Kevin Bacon as “Chip Diller”
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“Hey, Neidermeyer!” Stephen Furst as “Kent ‘Flounder’ Dorfman”
National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
“The moose says you’re closed. I say you’re open.” Chevy Chase as “Clark Griswold”
The Naughty Nineties (1945)
“We have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third….” Bud Abbott as “Dexter Broadhurst”
Network (1976)
“I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this any more!” Peter Finch as “Howard Beale”
A Night At The Opera (1935)
“It’s alright, that’s, that’s in every contract. That’s, that’s what they call a sanity clause.” Groucho Marx as “Otis B. Driftwood”
“Ha ha ha ha ha. You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Claus.” Chico Marx as “Fiorello”
Night Shift (1982)
(into tape recorder) “This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper.” Michael Keaton as “Bill Blazejowski”
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“Tuna fish… what if you mix mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish. Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! Chuck… take live tuna fish and feed them mayonnaise. Oh, this is good.” (into tape recorder) “Call Starkist.” Michael Keaton as “Bill Blazejowski”
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(into tape recorder) “Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!” Henry Winkler as “Chuck Lumley”
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“Is this a great country or what.” Michael Keaton as “Bill Blazejowski”
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“Yeah, I’m all right. No, don’t worry, I’m all right. I’m all right. Fortunately, the ground broke my fall.” Michael Keaton as “Bill Blazejowski”
9 To 5 (1980)
“Look, I got a gun out there in my purse. And up to now I’ve been forgivin’ and forgettin’ because of the way I was brought up, but I’ll tell you one thing. If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I’m gonna get that gun of mine and I’m gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot. Don’t think I can’t do it.” Dolly Parton as “Doralee Rhodes”
Notting Hill (1999)
“Whoopsidaisies.” Hugh Grant as “William Thacker”
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“The fame thing isn’t really real, you know. And don’t forget… I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” Julia Roberts as “Anna Scott”
Now, Voyager (1942)
“Dora, I suspect you’re a treasure.” Bette Davis as “Charlotte Vale”
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“Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon… we have the stars.” Bette Davis as “Charlotte Vale”
The Odd Couple (1968)
“A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?” Herbert Edelman as “Murray”
“Felix the nut, that’s who. Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even has to tip the kid a quarter.” Walter Matthau as “Oscar Madison”
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“Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table. What the hell is so funny?” Walter Matthau as “Oscar Madison”
“It’s not spaghetti, it’s linguini.” Jack Lemmon as “Felix Ungar”
(throwing plate at the wall) “Now it’s garbage!” Walter Matthau as “Oscar Madison”
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“You leave me little notes on my pillow. I’ve told you a hundred and fifty-eight times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. ‘We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.’ Took me three hours to figure out that ‘F.U.’ was ‘Felix Unger’.” Walter Matthau as “Oscar Madison”
Office Space (1999)
“Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh, we have sort of a problem here. Yeah, you apparently didn’t put one of the new cover sheets on your T.P.S. reports.” Gary Cole as “Bill Lumbergh”
“Oh, yeah. I’m sorry about that. I, I forgot.” Ron Livingston as “Peter Gibbons”
“Mm, yeah. You see, we’re putting the cover sheets on all T.P.S. reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this?” Gary Cole as “Bill Lumbergh”
“Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I have the memo right here, I just, uh, forgot. But, uh, it’s not shipping out ’til tomorrow, so there’s no problem.” Ron Livingston as “Peter Gibbons”
“Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that would be great. And uh, I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Mm-kay? Bye-bye, Peter.” Gary Cole as “Bill Lumbergh”
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“Hi, Peter. What’s happening? We need to talk about your T.P.S. reports.” Joe Bays as “Dom Portwood”
“Yeah. The cover sheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.” Ron Livingston as “Peter Gibbons”
“Yeah. Did you get that memo?” Joe Bays as “Dom Portwood”
“Yeah, I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I’ve already taken care of it so it’s not even really a problem anymore.” Ron Livingston as “Peter Gibbons”
“Ah! Yeah. It’s just we’re putting new cover sheets on all the T.P.S. reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great. All right!” Joe Bays as “Dom Portwood”
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“Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of ‘The Mondays’.” Jennifer Jane Emerson as “Female Temp” or Nina
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“Because I’ll be honest with you, I love his music, I do. I’m a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings ‘When a Man Loves a Woman’.” John C. McGinley as “Bob Slydell”
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“I don’t really like talking about my flair.” Jennifer Aniston as “Joanna”
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“We need to talk about your flair.” Mike Judge (as William King) as “Stan, Chotchkie’s Manager”
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“Excuse me… you, I, I believe you have my stapler?” Stephen Root as “Milton Waddams”
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“The ratio of people to cake is too big…” Stephen Root as “Milton Waddams”
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(haltingly) “Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I’m off and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.” Orlando Jones as “Steve, Magazine Salesman”
An Officer And A Gentleman (1982)
“I got nowhere else to go!” Richard Gere as “Zack Mayo”
The Old Fashioned Way (1934)
“Oh, drat.” W.C. Fields as “The Great McGonigle”
Oliver! (1968)
“Please, sir, I want some more.” Mark Lester as “Oliver Twist”
On Golden Pond (1981)
“Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it. You’re going to get back on that horse and I’m going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we’re gonna go, go, go!” Katherine Hepburn as “Ethel Thayer”
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“It’s me, you old poop!” Katherine Hepburn as “Ethel Thayer”
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“Dear God, don’t take him now. You don’t want him. He’s… he’s just an old poop.” Katherine Hepburn as “Ethel Thayer”
On The Waterfront (1954)
“So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors in a ballpark, and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palukaville.” Marlon Brando as “Terry Malloy”
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“You don’t understand, I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” Marlon Brando as “Terry Malloy”
Only Angels Have Wings (1939)
“Hello, Judy.” Cary Grant as “Geoff Carter”
Parent Trap (1998)
“The difference between you and me is that I have class, and you don’t.” Lindsay Lohan as “Hallie Parker”
Pat and Mike (1952)
“Not much meat on her, but what’s there is cherce.” Spencer Tracy as “Mike Conovan”
Patton (1970)
“Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!” George C. Scott as “General George S. Patton Jr.”
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985)
“I know you are, but what am I? Infinity.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“I love that story.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“I meant to do that.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“Be sure and tell ‘em ‘Large Marge’ sent ya!” Alice Nunn as “Large Marge”
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“But what? Everyone I know has a big but. Come on, Simone, let’s talk about your big but.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“There’s no basement at the Alamo.” Jan Hooks as “Tina”
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“Shhh. I’m trying to use the phone!” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“Nobody hipped to me that, dude.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk.” Paul Reubens as “Pee-Wee Herman”
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“You are such a pushover.” Morgan Fairchild as herself, as “Dottie”
“I know you are. But what am I.” James Brolin as himself, as “Pee-Wee”
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“You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.” James Brolin as himself, as “Pee-Wee”
Pillow Talk (1959)
“I don’t know how fast he moves but it takes an early bird to get the best of a worm like me.” Tony Randall as “Jonathan Forbes”
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“Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don’t end every sentence with a proposition.” Doris Day as “Jan Morrow”
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
“Does your dog bite?” Peter Sellers as “Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau”
“No.” Harold Berens as “Hotel Clerk”
“Nice doggie.” Peter Sellers as “Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau”
(Clouseau reaches down to pat dog, and dog bites him.)
“I thought you said your dog did not bite.” Peter Sellers as “Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau”
“That is not my dog.” Harold Berens as “Hotel Clerk”
Pinocchio (1940)
“Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I make tonight.” Christian Rub voicing “Geppetto”
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“Now remember, Pinocchio, be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide.” Evelyn Venable voicing “The Blue Fairy”
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“You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.” Evelyn Venable voicing “The Blue Fairy”
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“Jiminy Cricket!” Dickie Jones voicing “Pinocchio”
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“I’m a real boy!” Dickie Jones voicing “Pinocchio”
Planet of the Apes (1968)
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Charlton Heston as “George Taylor”
Play Misty For Me (1971)
“Play ‘Misty’ for me.” Jessica Walter as “Evelyn Draper”
Poltergeist (1982)
“They’re here!” Heather O’Rourke as “Carol Anne Freeling”
The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
“You see, swimming through corridors and up and down stairwells… I, I’m the only one here trained to do things like that!” Shelley Winters as “Belle Rosen”
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“We’re in Shaft Alley. Nowhere is the steel hull thinner!” Eric Shea as “Robin Shelby”
The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
“With my brains and your looks, we can go places.” John Garfield as “Frank Chambers”
Pride of the Yankees (1942)
“People all say that I’ve had a bad break. But today… today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.” Gary Cooper as “Henry Louis ‘Lou’ Gehrig”
The Princess Bride (1987)
“As you wish.” Cary Elwes as “Westley”
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“This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?” Cary Elwes as “Westley”
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“That Vizzini, he can fuss.” Mandy Patinkin as “Inigo Montoya”
“Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us.” Andre the Giant as “Fezzik”
“Probably he means no harm.” Mandy Patinkin as “Inigo Montoya”
“He’s really very short on charm.” Andre the Giant as “Fezzik”
“You have a great gift for rhyme.” Mandy Patinkin as “Inigo Montoya”
“Yes, yes, some of the time.” Andre the Giant as “Fezzik”
“Enough of that.” Wallace Shawn as “Vizzini”
“Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?” Mandy Patinkin as “Inigo Montoya”
“If they are, we all be dead.” Andre the Giant as “Fezzik”
“No more rhymes now, I mean it!” Wallace Shawn as “Vizzini”
“Anybody want a peanut?” Andre the Giant as “Fezzik”
“DYAHHH!” Wallace Shawn as “Vizzini”
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“Inconceivable!” Wallace Shawn as “Vizzini”
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“Truly you have a dizzying intellect.” Cary Elwes as “Westley”
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“To bla-a-a-ave.” Billy Crystal as “Miracle Max”
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“Liar! Liar! Liar!” Carol Kane as “Valerie”
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“Bye-bye, boys!” Carol Kane as “Valerie”
“Have fun storming the castle!” Billy Crystal as “Miracle Max”
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“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togever today. Mawage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam… Ven wuv, twue wuv, will fowo you fowevah… So tweasure your wuv.” Peter Cook as “The Impressive Clergyman”
“Skip to the end.” Chris Sarandon as “Prince Humperdinck”"
“Have you the wing?” Peter Cook as “The Impressive Clergyman”
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“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Mandy Patinkin as “Inigo Montoya”
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“To the death.” Chris Sarandon as “Prince Humperdinck”
“No! To the pain.” Cary Elwes as “Westley”
The Producers (1968)
“Hold me. Touch me.” Estelle Winwood as “Hold Me, Touch Me”
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“Scared… can’t talk!” Gene Wilder as “Leo Bloom”
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” ‘Springtime For Hitler: A Gay Romp With Adolf And Eva At Berchtesgaden.’ Wow.” Gene Wilder as “Leo Bloom”
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“He keeps boids. Dirty, disgusting, filthy, lice-ridden boids.” Madlyn Cates as “Concierge”
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“You know, not many people knew it, but the Führer was a terrific dancer.” Kenneth Mars as “Franz Liebkind”
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“Hello, boys.” Zero Mostel as “Max Bialystock”
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“Bialystock & Bloom! Bialystock & Bloom!” Lee Meredith as “Ulla”
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“I see it! I see it! A line of beautiful girls, dressed as Storm Troopers, black patent-leather boots… S.M. …” Christopher Hewett as “Roger De Bris”
“Love it.” Andreas Voutsinas as “Carmen Giya”
“…all marching together! Two, three, kick, turn… turn, turn, kick, turn. It will work!” Christopher Hewett as “Roger De Bris”
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“Well! Talk about bad taste!” “Lady”
Psycho (1960)
“Well, a… a boy’s best friend is his mother.” Anthony Perkins as “Norman Bates”
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“They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t hurt a fly.’ ” Anthony Perkins as “Norman Bates”
