The Jazz Singer (1927)
“Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain’t heard nothin’ yet!” Al Jolson as “Jack Robin” aka “Jakie Rabinowitz”
Jaws (1975)
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” Roy Scheider as “Police Chief Martin Brody”
The Jerk (1979)
“I was born a poor black child.” Steve Martin as “Navin R. Johnson”
Jerry Maguire (1996)
“Show me the money!” Tom Cruise as “Jerry Maguire”
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“Help me help you.” Tom Cruise as “Jerry Maguire”
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“You complete me.” Tom Cruise as “Jerry Maguire”
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“You had me at hello.” Renee Zellweger as “Dorothy Boyd”
Jurassic Park (1993)
“I’m fairly alarmed here.” Jeff Goldblum as “Dr. Ian Malcolm”
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“Must go faster.” Jeff Goldblum as “Dr. Ian Malcolm”
The Karate Kid (1984)
“Wax on, wax off.” Noriyuki ‘Pat’ Morita as “Mr. Kesuke Miyagi”
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
“It’s not a tumor.” Arnold Schwarzenegger as “Detective John Kimble”
The King and I (1956)
“Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.” Yul Brynner as “King Mongkut of Siam”
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“Is a puzzlement.” Yul Brynner as “King Mongkut of Siam”
King Kong (1933)
“Well, Denham, the airplanes got him.” Unknown as “Police Lieutenant”
“Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.” Robert Armstrong as “Carl Denham”
Knute Rockne – All American (1940)
“Rock, someday when the team’s up against it, breaks are beatin’ the boys, ask ‘em to go in there with all they’ve got. Win just one for the Gipper.” Ronald Reagan as “George ‘The Gipper’ Gipp”
Lassie Come Home (1943)
“Oh, Lassie! You’re my Lassie come home!” Roddy McDowall as “Joe Carraclough”
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
“Sherif Ali, so long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel… as you are.” Peter O’Toole as “T. E. Lawrence”
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“Nothing is written.” Peter O’Toole as “T. E. Lawrence”
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“Do you think I’m just anybody, Ali? Do you?” Peter O’Toole as “T. E. Lawrence”
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“No prisoners! No prisoners!” Peter O’Toole as “T. E. Lawrence”
A League of Their Own (1992)
“There’s no crying in baseball!” Tom Hanks as “Jimmy Dugan”
The Lion King (1994)
“Hakuna matata.” Nathan Lane voicing “Timon”
“What?” Jonathon Taylor Thomas voicing “Young Simba”
“Hakuna matata! It means ‘no worries’!” Ernie Sabella voicing “Pumbaa”
Little Caesar (1931)
“Mother of mercy. Is this the end of Rico?” Edward G. Robinson as “Cesare Enrico ‘Rico’ Bandello”
The Little Giant (1933)
“You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I’m around you’ll always be second best, see?” Edward G. Robinson as “James Francis ‘Bugs’/'Jim’ Ahern”
The Lives Of A Bengal Lancer (1935)
“We have ways to make men talk.” Douglas Dumbrille as “Mohammed Khan”
The Long, Hot Summer (1958)
“All right, then run, lady. And you keep on runnin’! Buy yourself a bus ticket and disappear. Change your name, dye your hair, get lost! And then maybe, just maybe, you’re gonna be safe from me.” Paul Newman as “Ben Quick”
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
“My precious.” Andy Serkis as “Gollum”
Lost In Space (1998)
“Roger, Houston. And the monkey flips the switch.” Matt LeBlanc as “Major Don West”
The Lost World – Jurassic Park (1997)
“Oh, yeah… ‘ooh’, ‘ahh’. That’s how it always starts. But then later there’s running and then screaming.” Jeff Goldblum as “Dr. Ian Malcolm”
Love At First Bite (1979)
“Sleepier and sleepier, Count.” Richard Benjamin as “Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing”
“Drowsier and drowsier, Rosenberg. You’re almost asleep by now.” George Hamilton as “Count Vladimir Dracula”
“No, you are.” Richard Benjamin as “Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing”
“No, you are.” George Hamilton as “Count Vladimir Dracula”
“You are.” Richard Benjamin as “Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing”
“No, you are.” George Hamilton as “Count Vladimir Dracula”
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“No, with you, never a quickie… always a longie.” George Hamilton as “Count Vladimir Dracula”
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“This is a perfect example of a man taking charge of his own life, and I feel… pretty good.” Richard Benjamin as “Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing”
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“Let me go! I’m a doctor! I know what I’m doing!” Richard Benjamin as “Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing”
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“I’ll be good. I’ll be better than good. I’ll be perfect.” Richard Benjamin as “Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing”
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“Finally, after seven hundred and twelve years, to have someone bite me again!” George Hamilton as “Count Vladimir Dracula”
Love Is A Many-Splendored Thing (1955)
“You know, I was thinking last night of that line in Thompson’s poem. ‘Tis ye, ’tis your estranged faces that miss the many-splendored thing.’ ” William Holden as “Mark Elliott”
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“We have not missed, you and I. We have not missed that many-splendored thing.” William Holden as “Mark Elliott”
Love Story (1970)
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” Ali MacGraw as “Jennifer Cavalleri”
M*A*S*H (1970)
“That is all.” David Arkin as “PA Announcer”
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“Oh, Frank. Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Oh, kiss my hot lips.” Sally Kellerman as “Major Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ O’Houlihan”
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“I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps.” Sally Kellerman as “Major Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ O’Houlihan”
“He was drafted.” Rene Auberjonois as “Father John Patrick ‘Dago Red’ Mulcahy”
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“Well, what’s the matter with her today?” Elliott Gould as “Captain John Francis Xavier ‘Trapper John’ McIntyre”
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“This isn’t a hospital, it’s an insane asylum! And it’s your fault!” Sally Kellerman as “Major Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ O’Houlihan”
Magnum Force (1973)
“This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?” Clint Eastwood as “Inspector ‘Dirty’ Harry Callahan”
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“A man’s got to know his limitations.” Clint Eastwood as “Inspector ‘Dirty’ Harry Callahan”
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
“You’re good, you’re very good.” Humphrey Bogart as “Private Detective Sam Spade”
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“When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it.” Humphrey Bogart as “Private Detective Sam Spade”
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“You dirty filthy liar, you.” Peter Lorre as “Joel Cairo”
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“I’ll have some rotten nights after I’ve sent you over, but that’ll pass.” Humphrey Bogart as “Private Detective Sam Spade”
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“The stuff that dreams are made of.” Humphrey Bogart as “Private Detective Sam Spade”
The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
“I wonder where you can find your gun, Mr. Scaramanga… your little golden gun.” Herve Villechaize as “Nick Nack”
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
“Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.” Frank Sinatra as “Captain/Major Bennett Marco”
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“Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?” Angela Lansbury as “Mrs. John Iselin”
Marathon Man (1976)
“Is it safe?” Laurence Olivier as Dr. Christian Szell (Christopher Hess)
Mary Poppins (1964)
“Come along, children. Spit-spot.” Julie Andrews as “Mary Poppins”
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“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.” Julie Andrews as “Mary Poppins”
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“Feed the birds, tuppence a bag.” Jane Darwell as “Bird Woman”
The Mask (1994)
“Ssssmokin’!” Jim Carrey as “Stanley Ipkiss”
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“Ooooo, ssssomebody stop me!” Jim Carrey as “Stanley Ipkiss”
McLintock! (1963)
“I haven’t lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might-a got somebody killed, and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth, but I won’t… I won’t… the hell I won’t!” John Wayne as “George Washington McLintock”
Men In Black (1997)
“Give me sugar. In water. More. More.” Vincent D’Onofrio as “Edgar”
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“Uh, yeah, um, I’m sorry, maybe you already answered this, but, uh, why exactly are we here?” Will Smith as “James Edwards/Agent J”
“Son?” Rip Torn as “Chief Agent Zed”
“Second Lieutenant Jake Jensen. West Point. Graduate with honors. We’re here because you’re looking for the best of the best of the best, SIR!” Kent Faulcon as “2nd Lt. Jake Jensen”
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“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.” Will Smith as “James Edwards/Agent J”
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“Well, yeah, you know, ’cause ’cause he never appreciated you anyway. In fact, you know what – you kicked HIM out! And now that he’s gone you’re gonna go into town, you go to Bloomingdale’s and find some nice dresses, get yourself some shoes, you know, find somewhere, maybe you can get a facial. And, uh, oh – hire a decorator to come in here quick, ’cause… DAMN.” Will Smith as “James Edwards/Agent J”
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“No ma’am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we are aware of.” Tommy Lee Jones as “Kevin Brown/Agent K”
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
“I’m walkin’ here, I’m walkin’ here!” Dustin Hoffman as “Enrico Salvatore ‘Ratso’ Rizzo”
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999)
“For aught that I could ever read, could ever hear by tale of history, the course of true love never did run smooth.” Dominic West as “Lysander”
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“Lord, what fools these mortals be.” Stanley Tucci as “Puck (Robin Goodfellow)”
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948)
“On them second floor lintels between the lally columns, do you want we should rabbit them or not?” Lex Barker as “Carpenter Foreman”
“The, uh, second floor lallys?” Cary Grant as “Jim Blandings”
“Second floor lintels between the lallys.” Lex Barker as “Carpenter Foreman”
“Oh, the, uh, lintels between the lallys.” Cary Grant as “Jim Blandings”
“Yeah, from the blueprints you can’t tell. Do you want they should be rabbited?” Lex Barker as “Carpenter Foreman”
“No, no, I guess not.” Cary Grant as “Jim Blandings”
“Okay, you’re the doctor. Hey, fellas! If ya got any of them rabbited lintels set, rip ‘em out!” Lex Barker as “Carpenter Foreman”
Mister Roberts (1955)
“Alright. Who did it? Who did it?” James Cagney as “Capt. Morgan”
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“Will the doctor please report to the Captain’s cabin on the double?” Henry Fonda as “Lt. (j.g.) Douglas A ‘Doug’ Roberts”
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“Hey, Lindstrom, where’s the old man?” Nick Adams as “Reber”
“He’s sittin’ in a chair leanin’ way forward.” Fritz Ford as “Lindstrom”
“What’s the doc doin’?” Tiger Andrews as “Wiley”
“Doc’s holdin’ a wastebasket.” Fritz Ford as “Lindstrom”
“What wastebasket?” Nick Adams as “Reber”
“The one the old man’s got his head in! Whoops, there he goes again.” Fritz Ford as “Lindstrom”
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“Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard. Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight?” Jack Lemmon as “Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver”
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)
“Relax, Happy, stop having kittens.” Eugene Pallette as “Chick McGann”
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“I got to go out and drink this over.” Thomas Mitchell as “Diz Moore”
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“Because I wouldn’t give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn’t have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness… and a, a little lookin’ out for the other fella, too.” James Stewart as “Jefferson Smith”
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“And he fought for them once, for the only reason any man ever fights for them, because of just one plain simple truth: Love thy neighbor.” James Stewart as “Jefferson Smith”
Mommie Dearest (1981)
“What’s wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you, no wire hangers, EVER!” Faye Dunaway as “Joan Crawford”
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
“And this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
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“You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ ‘em together.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land. Through the kingdom of Mercia, through…” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
“Where’d you get the coconuts?” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“We found them.” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
“Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“What do you mean?” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
“Well, this is a temperate zone.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter. Yet these are not strangers to our land.” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Not at all. They could be carried.” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
“What, a swallow carrying a coconut?” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“It could grip it by the husk.” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
“It’s not a question of where he grips it. It’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
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“It could be carried by an African swallow.” John Cleese as “Second Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe. But not a European swallow, that’s my point.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Oh, yeah, I agree with that.” John Cleese as “Second Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot.” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
“But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Oh, yeah.” John Cleese as “Second Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“So they couldn’t bring a coconut back anyway.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Wait a minute. Supposing two swallows carried it together.” John Cleese as “Second Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“No, they’d have to have it on a line.” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Well, simple. They just use a strand of tree bark.” John Cleese as “Second Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?” Michael Palin as “First Swallow-Savvy Guard”
“Why not?” John Cleese as “Second Swallow-Savvy Guard”
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“Bring out your dead!” Eric Idle as “Dead Collector”
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“None shall pass.” John Cleese as “The Black Knight”
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“It’s just a flesh wound.” John Cleese as “The Black Knight”
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“Well, she turned me into a newt. I got better.” John Cleese as “Peasant 3″
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” ‘Allo, who eez eet?” John Cleese as “Taunting French Guard”
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“I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?” John Cleese as “Taunting French Guard”
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“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” John Cleese as “Taunting French Guard”
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“Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.” John Cleese as “Taunting French Guard”
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“We are the knights who say Nee.” Michael Palin as “Knight Who Says Nee”
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“We want… a shrubbery! One that looks nice… and not too expensive.” Michael Palin as “Knight Who Says Nee”
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“Run away! Run away!” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
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“What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” Terry Gilliam as “Old Man, Keeper of the Bridge of Death”
“What do you mean? African or European swallow?” Graham Chapman as “King Arthur”
Moonstruck (1987)
“Wait a minute, wait a minute!” Cher as “Loretta Castorini”
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“I’m in love with you.” Nicholas Cage as “Ronny Cammareri”
“Snap out of it!” Cher as “Loretta Castorini”
Mutiny On The Bounty (1935)
“Casting me adrift 3500 miles from a port of call. You’re sending me to my doom, eh? Well, you’re wrong, Christian! I’ll take this boat as she floats to England if I must! I’ll live to see you, all of ya, hanging from the highest yardarm in the British fleet!” Charles Laughton as “Captain William Bligh”
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
“Did you say yewts?” Fred Gwynne as “Judge Chamberlain Haller”
“Yeah, two yewts.” Joe Pesci as “Vincent Gambini”
“What is a yewt?” Fred Gwynne as “Judge Chamberlain Haller”
My Fair Lady (1964)
“I’m a good girl, I am.” Audrey Hepburn as “Eliza Doolittle”
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“I washed my face and hands before I come, I did.” Audrey Hepburn as “Eliza Doolittle”
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“The rain in Spain stays mainly in the Plain.” Audrey Hepburn as “Eliza Doolittle”
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“In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen.” Audrey Hepburn as “Eliza Doolittle”
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“Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin’ arse!” Audrey Hepburn as “Eliza Doolittle”
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“I’ve grown accustomed to her face.” Rex Harrison as “Professor Henry Higgins”
