The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)
“Let’s see… flying rubber… flying rubber… Flubber?” Fred MacMurray as “Professor Ned Brainard”
Adam’s Rib (1949)
“There we go, there we go, there we go, oh, oh, here we go again… the old juice. Ah. Guaranteed heart-melter. A few female tears, stronger than any acid.” Spencer Tracy as “Adam Bonner”
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“Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called inbreeding, from which comes idiot children and more lawyers.” David Wayne as “Kip Lurie”
Addams Family Values (1993)
“We’re back. Noses powdered.” Angelica Huston as “Morticia Addams”
“Perfection achieved.” Raul Julia as “Gomez Addams”
The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
“Welcome to Sherwood, my lady!” Errol Flynn as “Robin Hood (Sir Robin of Locksley)”
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)
“Elementary, my dear Watson. Purely elementary.” Basil Rathbone as “Sherlock Holmes”
An Affair To Remember (1957)
“Why didn’t you tell me? If it had to happen to one of us, why did it have to be you?” Cary Grant as “Nickie Ferrante”
“Oh, it was nobody’s fault but my own. I… I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there. Oh darling, don’t… don’t worry, darling. If… if you can paint, I can walk. Anything can happen, don’t you think?” Deborah Kerr as “Terry McKay”
The African Queen (1951)
“Whatcha bein’ so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it’s only human nature.” Humphrey Bogart as “Charlie Allnut”
“Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.” Katherine Hepburn as “Rose Sayer”
Airplane! (1980)
“Surely you can’t be serious.” Robert Hays as “Ted Striker”
“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” Leslie Nielsen as “Dr. Rumack”
Airport 1975 (1974)
“There’s no one left to fly the plane!” Karen Black as “Nancy Pryor”
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“Go do your thing, baby.” Charlton Heston as “Alan Murdock”
All About Eve (1950)
“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” Bette Davis as “Margo Channing”
All That Jazz (1979)
“It’s showtime!” Roy Scheider as “Joe Gideon”
All The President’s Men (1976)
“Follow the money.” Hal Holbrook as “Deep Throat”
American Graffiti (1973)
“I love you.” Suzanne Somers as “Blonde in T-Bird”
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“Peel out. I just love it when guys peel out.” Candy Clark as “Debbie Dunham”
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“Let me have, okay, yeah, let me have a 3 Musketeers, and a ball-point pen, one of those combs, there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries, and some beef jerky.” Charlie Martin Smith as “Terry ‘The Toad’ Fields”
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“Spastic creep.” Mackenzie Phillips as “Carol”
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“The Wolfman is everywhere.” Wolfman Jack as “WERB Disc Jockey”
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“You’re the most beautiful, exciting thing I’ve ever seen in my life and I don’t know anything about you.” Richard Dreyfuss as “Curt Henderson”
The American President (1995)
“How’d you finally do it?” Annette Bening as “Sydney Ellen Wade”
“Do what?” Michael Douglas as “President Andrew Shepherd”
“Manage to give a woman flowers and be President at the same time.” Annette Bening as “Sydney Ellen Wade”
“Well, it turns out I’ve got a rose garden.” Michael Douglas as “President Andrew Shepherd”
Animal Crackers (1930)
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding”
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“I can’t think of the finish.” Chico Marx as “Signor Emanuel Ravelli” (playing a piano piece over and over)
“That’s strange, and I can’t think of anything else.” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding”
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“Now read me the letter, Jamison.” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding”
“Honorable Charles H. Hungadunga…” Zeppo Marx as “Horatio Jamison”
“Hungadunga.” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding”
“Hunga…” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding” and Zeppo Marx as “Horatio Jamison”
“Hung…” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding”
“Hungadunga.” Zeppo Marx as “Horatio Jamison”
“That’s it, Hungadunga.” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding”
“In care of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga and McCormick.” Zeppo Marx as “Horatio Jamison”
“You’ve left out a Hungadunga. You left out the main one, too. Thought you could slip one over on me, didn’t ya, eh? All right, leave it out and put in a windshield wiper instead. I’ll tell you what you do, Jamison. I tell you what. Make it, uh, make it three windshield wipers and one Hungadunga. They won’t all be there when the letter arrives, anyhow.” Groucho Marx as “Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding”
Anna Christie (1930)
“Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.” Greta Garbo as “Anna Christie”
Annie Hall (1977)
“Oh, well, ha-ha. La-dee-da, la-dee-da, la-la, yeah.” Diane Keaton as “Annie Hall”
Another Fine Mess (1930)
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.” Oliver Hardy as “Oliver”
Apocalypse Now (1979)
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Robert Duvall as “Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore”
Apollo 13 (1995)
“Houston, we have a problem.” Tom Hanks as “Jim Lovell”
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” Cary Grant as “Mortimer Brewster”
As Good As It Gets (1997)
“You make me want to be a better man.” Jack Nicholson as “Melvin Udall”
As You Like It (1937)
“A fool, a fool, I met a fool in the forest… a motley fool!” Leon Quartermaine as “Jaques, Lord Attending Exiled Duke”
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“All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.” Leon Quartermaine as “Jaques, Lord Attending Exiled Duke”
Auntie Mame (1958)
“Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!” Rosalind Russell as “Mame Dennis”
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
“Oh, behave.” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
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“Yeah. Yeah, baby, yeah!” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
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“Throw me a frickin’ bone, here.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“One million dollars!” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“That’s not your mother… it’s a man, baby!” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
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“Judo chop!” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
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“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“What do we have?” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
“Sea bass.” Robert Wagner as “Number Two”
“Right.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
“They are mutated sea bass.” Robert Wagner as “Number Two”
“Really. Are they ill-tempered?” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
“Absolutely.” Robert Wagner as “Number Two”
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“There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“And I’m spent.” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
“Oh, behave!” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
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“Throw me a frickin’ bone, here, Scott.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“And I’m spent.” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
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“It got weird, didn’t it.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“Get in my belly!” Mike Myers as “Fat Bastard”
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“Mini-Me, you complete me.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
“Yeah, baby.” Tom Cruise as “Austin Powers” in “Austinpussy”
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“Oh, Austin, behave.” Gwyneth Paltrow as “Dixie Normous” in “Austinpussy”
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“Boo-frickety-hoo.” Mike Myers as “Dr. Evil”
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“Hmm. Well, huh, the future better get ready for me, because I’m Foxxy Cleopatra and I’m a whole lotta woman!” Beyonce Knowles as “Foxxy Cleopatra”
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“Judo chop!” Mike Myers as “Austin Powers”
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“If you’ve got an issue, here’s a tissue.” Michael Cain as “Niles Powers”
Babe (1995)
“Baa, ram, ewe. Baa, ram, ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe.” Christine Cavanaugh voicing “Babe the Gallant Pig”
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“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.” James Cromwell as “Farmer Arthur Hoggett”
Babes in Arms (1939)
“I’m gonna write a show for us and put it on right here in Seaport!” Mickey Rooney as “Michael Z. ‘Mickey’ Moran”
Back To The Future (1985)
“Doc!” Michael J. Fox as “Marty McFly”
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“Marty!” Christopher Lloyd as “Dr. Emmett Brown”
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“You’ve got a real attitude problem, McFly. You’re a slacker.” James Tolkan as “Mr. Strickland”
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“Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?” Michael J. Fox as “Marty McFly”
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“1.21 jigawatts!” Christopher Lloyd as “Dr. Emmett Brown”
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“Great Scott!” Christopher Lloyd as “Dr. Emmett Brown”
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“Time circuits… on. Flux-capacitor… fluxing.” Michael J. Fox as “Marty McFly”
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“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need… roads.” Christopher Lloyd as “Dr. Emmett Brown”
Bambi (1942)
“He can call me a flower if he wants to.” Stan Alexander voicing “Flower”
Bandits (2001)
“You’re the boys from TV… the Sleepover Bandits!” Peggy Miley as “Mildred Kronenberg”
Batman (1989)
“Wait’ll they get a load of me.” Jack Nicholson as Joker/Jack Napier
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“Where does he get those wonderful toys?” Jack Nicholson as Joker/Jack Napier”
Ben-Hur (1959)
“I am Judah Ben-Hur.” Charlton Heston as “Judah Ben-Hur”
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“If you were not a bride, I should kiss you goodbye.” Charlton Heston as “Judah Ben-Hur”
“If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.” Haya Harareet as “Esther”
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“We keep you alive to serve this ship, so row well and live.” Jack Hawkins as “Quintaus Arrius”
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“He said, ‘Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the Children of God.’ ” Haya Harareet as “Esther”
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“We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well and live.” Charlton Heston as “Judah Ben-Hur”
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“The world is more than we know.” Haya Harareet as “Esther”
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“He has taken the world of our sins onto Himself. To this end He said He was born… in that stable… where I first saw Him. For this cause, He came into the world.” Finlay Currie as “Balthasar”
The Best Years Of Our Lives (1946)
“We never had any trouble. How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart? How many times have you said you were sick and tired of me, that we were all washed up? How many times have we had to fall in love all over again?” Myrna Loy as “Milly Stephenson”
Beyond The Forest (1949)
“What a dump.” Bette Davis as “Rosa Moline”
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
“Excellent!” Keanu Reeves as “Ted Logan” and Alex Winter as “Bill S. Preston, Esq.”
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“Bogus.” Keanu Reeves as “Ted Logan” and Alex Winter as “Bill S. Preston, Esq.”
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“Be excellent to each other.” George Carlin as “Rufus”
Black Widow (1987)
“Black widow. She mates and she kills.” Theresa Russell as “Catherine Petersen”
Blazing Saddles (1974)
“As honorary chairman of the Welcoming Committee, it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel… and hearty handshake.” John Hillerman as “Howard Johnson”
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“Excuse me while I whip this out.” Cleavon Little as “Bart, Sheriff of Rock Ridge”
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“Candy-gram for Mongo.” Cleavon Little as “Bart, Sheriff of Rock Ridge”
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“Aw, Mongo straight.” Alex Karras as “Mongo”
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“Mongo only pawn in game of life.” Alex Karras as “Mongo”
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“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!” “Cutthroat Mexican Bandit”
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“Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!” Slim Pickens as “Taggart”
The Blues Brothers (1980)
“We’re on a mission from God.” Dan Aykroyd as “Elwood Blues”
Body Heat (1981)
“You’re not too smart, are you. I like that in a man.” Kathleen Turner as “Matty Walker”
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
“We rob banks.” Warren Beatty as “Clyde Barrow”
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“We rob banks.” Faye Dunaway as “Bonnie Parker”
Boys Town (1938)
“There’s one thing I know, I really know. And that is that there’s no such thing in the world as a bad boy, I’m sure of that.” Spencer Tracy as “Father Edward J. Flanagan”
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“There is no bad boy.” Spencer Tracy as “Father Edward J. Flanagan”
Braveheart (1995)
“Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that… for one chance… just one chance… to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take out lives, but they will never take our freedom!” Mel Gibson as “William Wallace”
The Bridge On The River Kwai (1957)
“Madness. Madness!” James Donald as “Major Clipton”
Broadcast News (1987)
“All right, I’ll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.” Albert Brooks as “Aaron Altman”
Bull Durham (1988)
“…and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days.” Kevin Costner as “Crash Davis”
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
“Why, you crazy, the fall’ll probably kill you!” Paul Newman as “Butch Cassidy”
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“Who are those guys?” Paul Newman as “Butch Cassidy”
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“Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?” Robert Redford as “The Sundance Kid”
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“Who are those guys?” Robert Redford as “The Sundance Kid”
